His/Mines

I woke up and realized I was in front of his baby mom house, in my car after getting out his car, waiting for him to return with his children so they wouldn't tell on him so he could avoid a fight with his baby mom! What the absolute fuck is going on here? This is my life?! No.

So I started my car to go to my house and sleep in my bed, instead of my car and left my phone off and woke up and realized, this makes much more sense!